Vivi or Kitty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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allonsyandallwaswell:
“ gallifreyan-gallimaufry:
“ leda74:
“ therothwoman:
“ beowulfstits-archive:
“ I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great...
beowulfstits-archive

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

therothwoman

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

leda74

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

gallifreyan-gallimaufry

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

allonsyandallwaswell

there’s so much beauty in the world.

headspace-hotel
royalhandmaidens

flying as a hijabi (alone this time) and the guy next to me is talking really loudly about bin laden and killing terrorists and making deliberate eye contact with me the entire time

why are ppl like this???

royalhandmaidens

and it’s only because i’m alone - having a 6’4” bulky built husband usually makes people swallow whatever nasty comments they may have

royalhandmaidens

jokes on him because a flight attendant overheard him and upgraded my seat

go stew in your anger in economy, peasant

royalhandmaidens

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flight attendant came and slipped me this, bless her soul

royalhandmaidens

alhamdulillah safely home and very appreciative of the kind flight crew who looked after me

but i do want to take a moment to remind everyone that people with the intention to do evil or make their hate known almost always go after those who are perceived as vulnerable. it’s no surprise to me that things like this happen almost exclusively when i am alone and an easier target. hijabis especially, being so visible. to my hijabi girlies, remember to stay aware of your surroundings and practice safe travel habits. to my friends on here, it pays to be vigilant as well and to help watch the backs of those around you if you’re able

this stuff happens a lot more often than you’d think, unfortunately, and the most we can do is to try and be as safe as we can and watch out for each other

hellsite-hall-of-fame
mxzenith:
“chidi-anaqonye:
“ its-sappho-bitch:
“ its-sappho-bitch:
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“ its-sappho-bitch:
“ its-sappho-bitch:
“ its-sappho-bitch:
“ its-sappho-bitch:
“listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
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its-sappho-bitch

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

its-sappho-bitch

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

its-sappho-bitch

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

its-sappho-bitch

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My masterpiece… is complete.

chidi-anaqonye

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

mxzenith

@hellsite-hall-of-fame got one for ya!

lesbiacebian
swarnpert

i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

swarnpert

ok because apparently i'm wrong about this, reblog with where you live and whether you got to eat lunch outside during school or not

powdeeee

I live in Maine and I eat outside on the grass in the fall and spring but in winter when it’s colder I usually eat in the library. The cafeteria is just overwhelming.

keepinventory
spandexbutterfly4lyfe

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

dragontatoes

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

spandexbutterfly4lyfe

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

peregrineggsandham

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

powdeeee

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lakefucine

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.